Webcam

Last webcam update was 08/10/2008
at 09:20 am
webcam thumbnail

Links

» Fun » Humor

Search

Snake Oil

~ Wednesday, January 12, 2000
tags: ,

It amazes me what people will advertise and what people will buy… check these out, from a catalog I got in the mail:
Adult Bib Oxygen—just add water!
adultbib.jpg aquagen.jpg
This guy so does not want to be in this ad.. just look at his face!
(I realize these are for people with disabilities, but the ad makes them appear to be marketed at regular 30-something adults, which makes it funny.)
Um…
Breast Firming Creme Buttonhole Napkin
breastcreme.jpg buttonnapkin.jpg
Yeah, I’m sure this works.
For when you want to look extra tacky…
Contour Massager Drug-free Pain Relief
contourmassager.jpg crystaldyne.jpg
They describe it like that, then show it on her shoulder? Yeah, whatever!
Oh dear.
Gro-Bust Leg Cramps
grobust.jpg legcramps.jpg
Please tell me no one believes this? Or is stupid enough to do over-the-counter, unsupervised hormone therapy?
Next year, I want Santa to bring ME a bottle of Leg Cramps! Ok, ok, that isn’t what it is, but it sure looks funny, eh?
Magnet & Copper Roll-on Personal Massager (1)
magcopperrollon.jpg personalmassager1.jpg
I’m thinking…no
Uh huh. That shape. Those sizes. Her neck??
Personal Massager (2) Power Beads
personalmassager2.jpg powerbeads.jpg
Hey lady, you’re using that wrong!
Cheesy, elastic-strung beads, but they’re MAGIC!
Spray-on Hair Vegetable Tablets
sprayonhair.jpg vegetabletablets.jpg
Before: shiny and pink. After: shiny and brown. This is “better”?
Oh for crying out loud! Just eat the damn veggies!
Clear Lungs Pure Gold
clearlungs.jpg puregold.jpg
Yup, everyone buys this because they want to breath easier. Uh huh. No one buys it as Cheap Speed!
Please, let me rub gold into my skin! That’s gotta be healthy!
Lip Puffer .
lippuffer.jpg .
Wow, it’s like a penis pump for your mouth!

09:04:03 PM
[2582]

Read/Post Comments

link to this page: <a href="http://opalcat.com/Fun/snake-oil">OpalCat.com: Snake Oil</a>

Email Notification Notify me when new articles are posted to the site. Notify me when existing articles are modified. Receive newsletter

Comment


Gravatars enabled
Textile Help