It amazes me what people will advertise and what people will buy… check these out, from a catalog I got in the mail:
| Adult Bib | Oxygen—just add water! |
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| This guy so does not want to be in this ad.. just look at his face! (I realize these are for people with disabilities, but the ad makes them appear to be marketed at regular 30-something adults, which makes it funny.) |
Um… |
| Breast Firming Creme | Buttonhole Napkin |
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| Yeah, I’m sure this works. |
For when you want to look extra tacky… |
| Contour Massager | Drug-free Pain Relief |
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| They describe it like that, then show it on her shoulder? Yeah, whatever! |
Oh dear. |
| Gro-Bust | Leg Cramps |
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| Please tell me no one believes this? Or is stupid enough to do over-the-counter, unsupervised hormone therapy? |
Next year, I want Santa to bring ME a bottle of Leg Cramps! Ok, ok, that isn’t what it is, but it sure looks funny, eh? |
| Magnet & Copper Roll-on | Personal Massager (1) |
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| I’m thinking…no |
Uh huh. That shape. Those sizes. Her neck?? |
| Personal Massager (2) | Power Beads |
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| Hey lady, you’re using that wrong! |
Cheesy, elastic-strung beads, but they’re MAGIC! |
| Spray-on Hair | Vegetable Tablets |
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| Before: shiny and pink. After: shiny and brown. This is “better”? |
Oh for crying out loud! Just eat the damn veggies! |
| Clear Lungs | Pure Gold |
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| Yup, everyone buys this because they want to breath easier. Uh huh. No one buys it as Cheap Speed! |
Please, let me rub gold into my skin! That’s gotta be healthy! |
| Lip Puffer | . |
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| Wow, it’s like a penis pump for your mouth! |
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