10 — You buy a RocketPop and inside you get a disposable syringe where the stick should be.
9 — Your transaction is briefly interrupted as he has to take a moment to inject adrenaline straight into the heart of an overdosing junkie.
8 — Only drives through the neigborhood at 3am.
7 — He uses a razor blade and hand mirror to cut the ice-cream sandwiches into portions.
6 — The Lik-M-Aid? That ain’t Lik-M-Aid.
5 — Ice cream truck jingle is a caliope rendition of “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds”.
4 — There is a handy little scale with which you can measure your ice cream before you buy.
3 — You can’t help but notice that there are more than the usual number of eight year olds turning tricks on your block.
2 — Sells all his ice cream in tiny plastic bags.
and the number one way to tell your ice cream man is a drug dealer….
...drumroll…..
1 — Routinely exchanges gunfire with the paperboy.
This list was created through the collected efforts of several of my online friends and myself.
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