Top Ten ways to tell your neighbor is a mafia hit man

10 — You see his kid regularly receive large amounts of cash from the ice cream man.

9 — Those mysterious late night “drives around the block”.

8 — Wears a flak jacket to church.

7 — He always lets the neighbor kids start his car in the morning.

6 — Bears absolutely no resemblance to most of his “relatives”.

5 — His kids wear “My daddy went to Chicago to whack Louie ‘the weasel’, and all he brought...

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